Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
