She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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