your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
