I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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