gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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