I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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