:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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