fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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