Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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