I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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