Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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