at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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