worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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