There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
All the doctor said was why
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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