dude i'm inner monologue high
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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