That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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