Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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