my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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