Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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