awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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