We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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