We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
