I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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