nut hugger
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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