youre lurking in front of me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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