He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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