you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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