My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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