You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
farters have to be the big spoon...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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