That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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