Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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