Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
did i walk over a car last night?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
