is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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