Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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