Farmville is her only friend.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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