yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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