I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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