I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do vagina's smell?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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