i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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