well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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