Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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