Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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