He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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