Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You may now shotgun with the bride
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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