they need to just BURY HIM!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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