That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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