Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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