everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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