Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.