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I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar

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(703): I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar http://tfl.nu/9wq5

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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

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(850): i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate. http://tfl.nu/wnho

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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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I'll be there in 10

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(903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem. (214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night. (903): I'll be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/kykh

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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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(760): she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door. http://tfl.nu/tltu

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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.

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(214): Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent. http://tfl.nu/dqjd

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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

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I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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(714): I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it? (949): I gave it to your brother to give to you. http://tfl.nu/fwxt

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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(360): i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know http://tfl.nu/empv

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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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(312): The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin http://tfl.nu/3kj0

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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.

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(801): It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me. http://tfl.nu/14do

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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago. http://tfl.nu/wvly

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...

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(+44): The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off... http://tfl.nu/dj4h

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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table

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(254): Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table http://tfl.nu/xk9z

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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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(303): That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider? http://tfl.nu/firp

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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

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(903): Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head. http://tfl.nu/qt0n

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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?

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(240): Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo? http://tfl.nu/e1ex

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