this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.