Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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(765): View more from Indiana

He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka

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(908): View more from New Jersey

drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?

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