He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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