Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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