the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
