i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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