On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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