Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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