I just gift wrapped bread.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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