quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just googled if crying burns calories
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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